The Knouse House Mouse

I am a Knouse.
I live in a house.
There is a mouse in my house.

It is the Knouse House Mouse!

Can I, Can I catch that mouse..Can I catch that mouse in my house?
No, no I can not catch that mouse...I can not catch the Knouse House Mouse!

Would I could I use a trap? Or perhaps give him a slap!
Would I could I use some cheese? Try with cheese..oh, yes please!

I did not, could not with a trap.  Although it did go loudly WHAP!
It missed him, missed him so you see....he is still running, running FREE!!

I will try again tomorrow...and maybe there will be much less sorrow!

Patient..Patient I will be...I will catch him and you will see!
But for now you little mouse...I will just call you the Knouse House Mouse!